Riding the Long Way Home by the numbers

Distance 1,402km

Elevation 14,376m

Time 70 hours

Speed Average 20kph

Weight of fully laden bike 19kg

Calories 55,000 (according to Strava)

Jelly babies 6 bags

Peroni 20 bottles (daily rewards)

Weight loss only 1kg (see previous two answers)

Guest riders 20

Cost Can you put a price on enjoyment like this? (Yes you can, but I am not about to share it)